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A Complete Guide to
Winning in Life in 1,000 Easy Steps
A satirical field manual for overachievers, procrastinators, and anyone convinced the answer is always more steps.
The steps are numbered. The victory is implied.
Whether you follow them all is between you and your calendar.
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About the author
Facts are scarce. Steps are not.
Little is known about Kaladan Vorx, except that he arrived with a manuscript, a severe expression, and an alarming number of steps.
Some claim he was once a productivity consultant. Others insist he was created accidentally during a leadership seminar. What is certain is that his teachings have helped countless readers stand straighter, proceed further, and misunderstand themselves with greater precision.
His first known work, A Complete Guide to Winning in Life in 1,000 Easy Steps, remains the most exhaustive guide to personal victory ever assembled by someone who may or may not know what they're doing.